The Shoelace Bandit (ALMOST) Strikes Again

It appears that JR Smith tries to untie Greg Monroe’s shoelace during a free throw attempt. This comes after already receiving a warning from the league after Smith untied Shawn Marion’s shoes earlier this week.

I mean I understand winning at any cost and the 4th grade rec basketball me is loving every minute of this and envious that he didn’t think of this idea when he was playing but shame on you JR. However, the better question is how much of a bitch is Shawn Marion? I mean we all know he shoots like a 12 year old girl, or that ultra nerdy nonathletic dad trying to teach his son to shoot the jumper. But stand up for yourself. Your a grown man, playing in a league full of gangsters and guys who look like they should be playing along side Micheal Irving in the longest yard. Come on Shawn grow up and knock this man out for touching your shoes. Prove to us once, that its okay to shoot like you have T-Rex arms, start a Ron Artest, or should i say a Metta World Peace-like brawl.

***In my future Rec Basketball coaching gig, I will teach all of the kids this on the first day of practice, so I can go around being crowned the Phil Jackson of dads and have so many rings I won’t even be able to send tweets out either.